Oh really…

Be patient.

You gotta admire how clueless the MSM is lately, and how many time this has been proven to the masses. I mean COME ON, those motherfuckers would literally slobberingly JUMP at the chance to find out that George W. Bush likes to wipe boogers on the underside of tables but yet ignore blantant evidence that [...]

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Enjoy, and I hope that I have left you slightly more scarred and soul-injured than you were before.

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